Coming Soon: iPhone 6 And iPhone 7 of 9
69Recently, I have been seeing lots of rumors about upcoming iPhone releases all over the internet. Here are just a few of these iPhone 6 And iPhone 7 of 9 rumors:
The iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9, will come in two new colors: an original Picasso and invisible, scratch proof invisible.
The iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9 will be able to run nuclear simulations and be capable of seeing a Higgs Boson in 3D. It might be called the iCERN.
The iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9, will come with teleportation capabilities and Dilithium rechargeable crystal technology.
The iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9 will be able to provide excuses for the lipstick on your collar and the smell of perfume, in six different languages. They will also be capable of changing a ten dollar bill into ten singles, if those excuses don't work.
The iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9 will include a "cloaking device" in a new business collaboration between Apple and the Klingon Empire.
Resisting buying the iPhone 7 of 9 will be futile.
The iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9 will have the ability to download cool new rock and roll ringtones and go one step further by being able to actually download the rock and roll bands themselves.
The iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9 will have the ability to seek out distant wifi hotspots, sunspots, despots, or even dogs named spot.
The iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9 will have a new feature of being able to send two gentleman named "Vito and Tony" over to your house to inquire why you are refusing to pick up after seven rings.
Chuck Norris already has an iPhone 7 of 9 and immediately put everyone on his do not call list.
It is rumored that Nikola Tesla helped develop the new iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9. When asked to to confirm this: Apple declined comment. This came amongst strange news coming out of Russia concerning some kind of blast that leveled millions of square miles of timber, oddly making a crop circle-like design that looks like an apple.
The iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9 will not only have the ability to pay bills online, but pay those same bills with crisp new iMoney. (iMoney printer not included in base models)
A new law will be created prohibiting Major League Baseball pitchers from throwing their iPhone 6 or iPhone 7 of 9 exactly eighty-eight mph having what they'll call a "major league back to the future professional athlete tantrum".
Finally, The iPhone 6 and iPhones 7 of 9 will be capable of call forwarding - in time.
Let me know in a comment if you have heard anything new about these upcoming iPhone releases.
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I will keep that in mind Eric, Thanks! Hey, I heard the reason they skipped the iPhone 8 is because if you grip it wrong it just turns into two iPhone 4's anyway.
They vigorously pretested the iPhone 7 of 9 to make absolutely sure it contained no flaws or bugs. Other than a minor flaw when you stir the iPhone's oxygen tanks, it passed with flying colors. It's explained better under the heading: Siri, we have a problem, in the instructions manual.
Hi Phoenix, Ha ha, this is hilarious! I was laughing out loud, truly. Thanks for sharing and putting a smile on my face. Voted up, funny, awesome.
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Eric Newland Level 4 Commenter 3 months ago
I hear that the iPhone 7 of 9 will ship with a new version of Siri that knows what you want before you ask for it. However, if you fail to ask for what you want after you get it you will cause a time paradox and the universe will implode.
Fortunately you can retroactively ask Siri to send you a reminder five minutes ago to ask for what you got ten minutes ago and all will be well.